So last night I had the strangest dream ( Read more... )

So, when I had cramps on monday my youngest sister bought me balloons and hugs and my middle one made me homemade mac'n'cheese from scratch (which is the perfect period food because its warm and heavy and if you are going to be bloated anyway, right?) and my mom brought me booze and chocolate and pills and, really?  I love them all so much.  I have ( Read more... )

I feel like my uterus is eating itself.  My uterus has large teeth.  AND KNIVES.  Blech.

*needs painkillers*